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Of Yet "Taker, Nash.. Just Bring It"
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Action! Wrestling Entertainment. What
a federation the AWE is. With a lot of big names in the wrestling
business, such as Taz, Goldberg, Val Venis, and Raven! But now, the
AWE has one more big name to add to its already talented roster,
they have THE ROCK! Yes, The Rock has finally returned to the AWE
after his long awaited return. Yes, The Rock would have returned
earlier, but The Rock was away in Hollywood shooting one of his
brand new movies. And now that he is back he sees Taz being the
World Champion, and a new champion, a new Intercontinental
Champion.. CHRISTIAN! Yeah,
but now The Rock is back, some things here are just going to have to
change, because The Corporate CHAMPION IS BACK! And he is ready to
kick some CANDY ASS, and first he is going to start with The
Undertaker, and Kevin Nash, yes. Two of the biggest jabroni's in the
history of all jabroni's. So, make sure you stay tuned, and eXile,
and watch THE ROCK beat their Candy Asses ON EXILE!!
:] DO YA' SMELL IT? [: Scene opens. :]
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eXile, Monday, July 21st. You know what's so
special about that particular date in AWE history? WHAT?! You don't
know? Well, for you JABRONIS that don't know what that date is, let
The Rock inform you of something, that is the date that The Rock
comes back.. comes back to AWE, and that is were he is gonna beat
the living hell outta' Taker and Nash. Oh you don't care? You don't
care that The Rock is back? You don't care that The Rock is gonna
beat the living hell outta' Taker and Nash? Well, ya' know what, The
Rock will MAKE you care, ya' see this is just going to be the
beginning of The Rocks, long, how do you say it DOMINATION IN THE
AWE!! The scene opens up in the backroom of the AWE headquarters,
were The Rock is seen walking down the hallway towards his locker
room with his FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR shit on.. and his gym bag on his
left arm. Then right before he walks into his locker room, Kevin
Kelly is able to catch up with the rock..
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[: "The Hermaphrodite"
Kevin Kelly :]
What do you mean who
am I? Rock, I mean you use to make fun of me all the time.. I'm [: Kevin Kelly, grins. :] [: "The Hermaphrodite" Kevin Kelly :] Well, Rock, I was wondering if I could have an interview with you? [: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] Yeah sure, but you better not waste The Rocks time jabroni..
[: "The Hermaphrodite"
Kevin Kelly :]
First off, you are going to be facing The Undertaker and Kevin Nash on
Monday Night eXile. Well, how are
[: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] The Rock doesn't need to worry about a single damn thing. What the Rock is going to do, ya' see, The Rock is going to walk into eXile, go to the ring, BEAT THE LIVING HELL outta' both of those jabronis.. and it's that simple. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what The Rock is gonna do.. the rock is just gonna do what he does best and that's KICK SOME CANDY ASS!! [: "The Hermaphrodite" Kevin Kelly :] Those are some very strong words Rocky, but Undertaker is a class wrestler, he is going to be very hard to beat, don't you think that you are going to have trouble with him? [: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] Let The Rock think for a second. Ya', isn't The Undertaker the jabroni that does that stupid eye thingy? Something like this.. (Impersonates Taker.) Aaaaaaarrgh!! You will die.. I am going to kill you.. AAAAAAAAAAARGH!! (Stops To Impersonates Taker.) That Roody Poo?! [: "The Hermaphrodite" Kevin Kelly :] Yeah, if you say so Rock.. [: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] Comon'.. umm, what's your name again? [: "The Hermaphrodite" Kevin Kelly :] Kev-.. [: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] Yeah, Yeah!! I know what your name is, Kevin Kelly. But anywho, you think that, that retard is can beat the GREAT ONE?! [: "The Hermaphrodite" Kevin Kelly :] Rocky, don't forget that this is a Cage Match.. [: Rock acts like he is scared. :] [: "The Corporate Champion" The Rock :] You never told me it was a cage match.. oh my, I am so scared.. (Stops To Act Scared.) Kevin, it doesn't matter what match The Rock is in with Undertaker and Nash. It can be a Hell in The Cell, Hardcore, Iron-man, Inferno Match, it doesn't matter, if you bring to the Rock, the Rock will whoop some candy ass in the match!! Now, if you excuse The Rock, The Rock has better things to do that to talk to your candy ass!! [: The Rock then walks into his locker room, and the scene fades to a commercial, and when we come back from commercial we see The Rock walking out of his locker room, walking down the ramp. Then out of no were.. :] ' IF YA' SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'!! ' [: Hits the P.A. system, and The Rock makes his way down the ramp, and then gets into the ring, and gets on the top rope, and lifts up his arm and smells the electricity in the air.. and then jumps back down and grabs the microphone from Lillian Garcia who is standing outside of the ring.. and then starts the most infamous line in wrestling history..... :]
IF YA SMELL-AL-AL-OW… [: Then "If Ya Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'" hits on the PA system, and then the Rock starts to leave the ring, and the whole arena starts to boo him out of the ring, and The Rock just gives them a disgusted look.. :] [: Scene fades. :] © Mike Negrete |
you
going to go into this match?
[: "The Corporate
Champion" The Rock :]
FINALLY.. THE ROCK.. HAS COME
BACK TO.. IT DOESN'T MATTER WERE THE ROCK IS!! Yeah, it doesn't matter to
The Rock anymore, NOTHING matters anymore!! Not you people, NOT ANYTHING!!
(Fans Boo) Ah
please, the The Rock doesn't care about you jabronis. The only the that
matters to The Rock, is The Rock and the World Championship. Yeah, you
people, always say how The Rock screwed The People.. I don't think it
works like that now.. the way The Rock saw it, is that The People.. Screw
The People!! And everyday I wake up.. I wake up and I ask myself.. WHY?
(Then The Rocky Chant Starts)
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.. WHOA!! WHAT THE BLUE
HELL ARE YOU DOING?! You are cheering The Rock now?! No, no, no, no..
that's not how it is going to work! You think The Rock is just going to
love you again? HELL NO! The MILLIONS.. AND
(Fans Sing Along)
MILLIONS OF FANS.. ARE GONE! And there's not
The Rock to blame for that, NO NO.. YOU BLAME YOURSELF.. HELL NOT EVEN
CANADA FOR ONCE!! In fact, all you people ARE WORSE that Canada, and you
can take that as a MAJOR insult!!
(Fans Boo) Now, that's what I like to
hear!! Hahaha!! But how about we get away from talking about you people,
and get into something IMPORTANT! Like The Rock's FIRST match back to A..
W.. E!! Now The Rock faces The Undertaker
(Fans Boo)
SHAD UP!! The Undertaker ain't nothing compared to The Rock!! And when I
kick his ass, you will be CHEERING ME!! HA HA HA!! And along with kicking
The Undertakers candy ass on eXile, The Rock will be kicking Kevin Nash's
ROODY POO.. CANDY ASS!!!
(Fans Boo)
And you know what Kevin Nash, and Undertaker have incommon, with your
INDIANAPOLIS PACERS?! THEY ALL MAKE IT TO THE TOP.. AND FALL TO THE
BOTTOM, BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK!! (Fans
Boo) And I only got one other thing to
say To Undertaker and Kevin Nash.. JUST BRING IT!!